Reign

Ok. I don't know who watched the mid-season finale of Reign, but oh my god, I about died l laughed so hard. Just thinking about it has me laughing again. Good stuff.

Daily Joke

The trees that are cut down to make Jenga blocks are forced to repeatedly relive their own deaths.

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My Grandfather won 3 medals during WWII.

In all fairness though the rest of the bowling league was overseas fighting, so he only won them by default.

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To the person with a kid behind them on the plane kicking your chair and coloring.
*Turn around
*Grab one of his crayons
*Slowly break it
*Whisper "you're next"

Friday Vid

I can't wait for season 3!! January 21st!!!

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I don't believe in hitting my children as punishment...

So I send them to school in a Justin Beiber shirt and Crocs and let the other kids beat them instead

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You know you're lazy when you get excited about canceled plans.

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When you're so bored that you alternate between closing your left eye and right eye to see how objects change places.

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[shootout]
Cop: I said fire a warning shot 
Me: I already did. 
Cop: you shot him in the face 
Me: warning the others that I’m a very good shot

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"Give me your finest meal, money is no concern"

- Me at Taco Bell on payday

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My great-grandfather once got off with forty women in one night.

It was how he survived the Titanic sinking.

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My son used a whole box of tissues last week ... He must be really sick.

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Thanksgiving: Celebrating the genocide of Native Americans across an entire continent.
Americans: Turning a blind eye to murder since 1621 

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I just rinsed off a paper plate, 
if you're wondering how my life is going.

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I remember when cars didn't have cup holders...

You had to drive with the beer between your legs.

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There comes a time of day where you realize your favorite place to be is in your own bed!

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It feels so good to finally get a new microchipped debit card that provides added security to protect the $13.68 in my checking account.

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That moment when you accidentally pour too much booze in your mixed drink and you have to tough it out because Momma didn't raise a quitter.

Friday Vid

Is it just me or does this sound like a soundtrack for a BDSM book or something?

"Shot down
She's coming like a hurricane
Shot down
She's in love with the pain"

Reign

So I'm fixing to watch tonights episode of Reign, but I wanted to rant a little bit first.

I can't believe they killed Francis...okay I do believe it because it was historicaly accurate, but still it was mean the way they did it. Save hime one episode just to kill him in the very next one. And again I get it, they were making that guys visions come true... but still, so mean.

Kay. I feel a little better now.

Out Today!

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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

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I don't know if I washed the spider down the drain ...or if he willingly jumped when he saw me naked

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3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep, 1 wants to know if penguins have knees.

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Arguing on the internet is like running in the special Olympics.

Even if you win, you're still retarded.

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A sign in Braille that says "do not touch".

Tomorrow People!!

This comes out tomorrow. I'm reminding you now cause I'll be busy tomorrow. You know..reading this book!!

Friday Vid

Sorry for the delay on everything, changed internet providers.

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I got pulled over by a cop:
Cop: "Papers"
Me: "Scissors"
Cop: "Tazer. Now get the fuck out of the car"

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I got pulled over by a cop:
Cop: "Papers"
Me: "Scissors, I win!", and drove off.

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There was a guy in the coffee shop this morning, not on his phone, not on a laptop, just sitting there drinking coffee... like a psychopath.

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I really love cats. Cause they don't give a f*ck and I can relate to that.

Attention! Attention!

Seven days. I repeat seven mother fluckin days until this comes out. In case you couldn't tell I'm a little excited....okay a lot excited. Who can blame me?

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At my age 'Getting lucky' is when you enter a room and remember what you went in there for.

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Him: Will u marry me?
Her: No.
*Awkward 3 hour hot air balloon ride*

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I'm not saying that I can preform miracles or anything.....

...but I can turn water into kool-aid

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Reason I'd be kicked out of the Scooby Gang:
Shaggy: Zoinks!
Scooby: Ruh-roh!
Daphne: Jeepers!
Velma: Jinkies!
Me: Well, f*ck!

Friday Vid

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Dear Couples Who Fight In Public, stop trying to whisper and would it kill you to include some backstory?

New.

Season 3 comes on tonight!!

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Whoever thinks money doesn't bring happiness, transfer it to my account.

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What if Stephen Hawkins was the real slim shady but nobody knew because he couldn't stand up?

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I find it funny school textbooks are trying to be racially diverse. "Brad, laquishia, Pablo and Kwan have 15 non-stereotypical fruits"

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Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5 and 6 come before episodes 1, 2 and 3?
Because in charge of scheduling Yoda was.

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I used to say that I wanted to make ridiculous amounts of money.

I think I should have chosen my words more carefully.

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My favorite thing to be for Halloween is drunk.

I'm really good at it.

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I'm the kind of person that would signal someone to call an ambulance because I've started choking on an ice cube and then when it's melted swallow another one so I don't look like a complete idiot when they arrive.

Friday Vid

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To the window! To the wall! To my comfy bed I crawl, down this big long hall, aahhh sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep!!

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Dear McDonald's,
Thankyou for not serving hot dogs.. I don't think I could order a 'super-sized Mcweiner' with a straight face.

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Probably the most important lesson I learned as a kid was that three-horns never play with long-necks.

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Tryna be all gangsta but your boner is a distraction cause it's hard to be hard when you're hard.

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Every so often I Google my name hoping someone stole my identity and made something out of myself.

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A midget glared at me while he climbed down the wall of a prison.

I thought, "That's a little condescending"

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My favorite part of a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka.

Friday Vid

...next time let granny have her parking spot.

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The more I get to know you, the more I'm convinced that you are the sole inspiration behind many medications.

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Do not fix your dark circles. Let the world know you're tired of its sh*t and ready to kill a man.

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Why do elderly people drive like they have all the time in the world, but young people drive like their days are limited?

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Dear Girls who go Tanning,

It's called "sunkissed", not "dorito-raped".

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Ah, Halloween...
The only time of year where girls can take off their makeup and take a walk in public.

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That awkward moment when you thought she'd given you skittles pox but you were wrong it was actually Aids.

Friday Vid

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I just chugged 2 bottles of NyQuil and snorted 1½ grams of cocaine. Let the battle begin!

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1. Adopt/find a sick pet. 
2. Name it Gotham. 
3. Nurse it back to health. 
4. Tell friends you saved Gotham.
5. Become Batman.

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Never underestimate the power of carefully worded nonsense.

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Don't make fun of Columbus. Act like you've never went to the grocery store for spices, got lost, then murdered several million people...

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Just saw a donkey crossing the road.
Cool thing was, he looked both ways before crossing .
What a smart ass.

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I really thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem in my life when I was little.

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Some days, I can conquer the world.
Other days, it takes me 3 hours to convince myself to shower.

Friday Vid

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If I pay $40 for a haunted house tour, I better die.

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If I was a real superhero I'd be Constipation Man 

And stop sh*t from happening.

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Why are all the best basketball players bIack?
Because it involves stealing, shooting and running.

Ahahaha....don't kill me.

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My grandpa asked me about this new disease he keeps hearing about on the news.

I said 'No grandpa, twerking isn't contagious'.

R.I.P. Howard M. Hatley

My friend, my verbal sparring partner, my grandfather. I'll miss you. I love you.

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Isn't it funny how at school they've replaced bIackboards with whiteboards.

Because they work better?

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Don't ever let anyone treat you like a yellow Starburst.
You're a red Starburst.

Friday Vid.....a day late

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That awkward moment when you find out your 9 year old adopted orphan daughter turns out to be a 33 year old Russian murderer.

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Every kid wants to be Batman, Superman or Spiderman. Personally I blame the parents. If parents were better at parenting, kids wouldn't want to be orphans.

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September has ended....sombody better wake up Green Day.

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Are we all just gonna ignore the fact that Willy Wonka enslaved an entire population?

On Tonight

It's out people!! I'm reading it! Squeal with me.....no...ok.

Ally Marshall isn’t just a wolf shifter—she’s a Seer. But a girl doesn’t exactly need special powers to know that Derren Hudson despises her entire kind. Disdain practically rolls off the Beta of the Mercury Pack…disdain mixed with a healthy dose of desire. And no matter how much the ruggedly handsome male appeals to her, this is one call of the wild she’s determined to ignore.

After one betrayal too many, Derren doesn’t have much use for Seers—except for Ally. Forced into acting as her protector, he finds himself intensely and passionately drawn to the woman who incites his primal instinct to claim. And when enemies target the pack, Ally’s gift may be just what the Mercury Pack needs. Can he put his distrust aside, or will he force himself to turn his back on the one woman who makes his inner beast howl?

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Him: Hi, I'm Christian, but you can call me Dick for short. 
Her: How do you get Dick from Christian? 

Him: You ask nicely.

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Girl: I'd like to cancel my subscription to "Menstral Cycle Monthly".

Mother Nature: I'm sorry, it appears you've taken out a 56 year subscription. However, we can pause it for 9 months as long as you sign a contract that says you'll take out of subscription to "Baby Daily" for at least 18 years.

Girl: Damn those terms and conditions.

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25% of women in the U.S. are medicated for mental illness.

That means 75% are running around untreated.

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Some guy just gave me half a peace sign...
Weirdo.

Friday Vid

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Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child 'Oscar'*
Doctor: Would you like to hold...
Leonardo DiCaprio: *shakes fist* Say it like we rehearsed it!!
Doctor: *sighs* And the Oscar goes to..

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What if a Ouija Board was like an afterlife call center...?
"Hey Joey, line 396 is open. Three teenagers in the dark want to talk to some ghost or something."
"I'm gonna prank them so hard."
"Joey no."
"I'm gonna say I'm Satan."
"JOEY THIS IS WHY THEY MADE A SH*TTY MOVIE ABOUT US!"

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If pigs could fly....
Imagine how good their wongs would taste.

With only one month left in college, Ian is busy enjoying what time he has left with his friends. Since reaching maturity, his life hasn’t been as carefree as it used to be, but he’s found a way to fight his growing destructive urges by losing himself in women. That is until Paige enters his life and falls half dead into his arms. Looking only to keep her safe, Ian flees with her. 

Paige has spent the past four years of her life training to fight and kill vampires. Her desire for revenge is the only thing that’s kept her going, so when she’s forced into hiding with Ian she’s determined to believe he’s nothing but another monster in need of beheading. The more time they spend together, the more she begins to question what she’s always believed about vampires. Unfortunately, if she lets him in, she’ll have to admit that what she’s fought so hard for may be nothing but a lie. 

Ian is determined to make her see him for what he truly he is, and not what she believes him to be. He can only hope he’ll be able to do so before she returns to her old life, and the certain death awaiting her. 

She hit him with a door, so he stole her heart… 

When wereferret Melanie Baxter meets werebear Foster Lawson, every part of her ferret stands up and takes notice. After her ex offers to sleep with her sister, Melanie isn’t inclined to listen to his sweet nothings. Then she meets a bear who smells so good, with the muscles and the ice blue eyes. And… yeah. 

He wants to take things slow, his bear doesn’t… 

Werebear Foster never imagined himself with a mate. Not when his massive animal is constantly on a hair trigger. He definitely didn’t think he’d end up with a sinfully sweet and curved in all the right places wereferret named Melanie Baxter. 
His plans for a slow seduction of his mate are destroyed when a man from her past steps forward and tries to take what’s Foster’s. Not. Happening. 

Daily Joke

Life's a marathon...
And you can't win a marathon without putting a few band-aids on your nipples.

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Whoever stole my shoes while I was in the bouncy castle......
Grow up, dude!!

Premieres Tonight!

When Aubrey Night receives an invitation to a new were-fighting sports arena, her brother sends her along with a few guards to see what the fights are all about. In spite of the glitz and glamour surrounding the event, she doesn’t expect to find her truemate among the fighters. 

Saber-toothed tiger shifter Alaric Carmichael has been having mating dreams for the last year. After sharing his mating dream details with the owner of an underground shifter fighting group, he swore an oath that he and his saber pride would fight for the owner until they’ve all found their mates. As he fights every night, he begins to think it’s a lost cause, until one night when he scents his mate in the crowd. 

Now, Alaric has a new purpose in life: making his mate deliriously happy. It’s a good thing she likes the way he purrs. Contains m/f interaction, a rare shifter, and the human who makes him purr.

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Dear customer service: 
First of all, you should know I'm typing this with my middle finger.

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Bomber: "Are you ready to die, friend?"
Harry: "F*ck you."
Bomber: "Oh... in two hundred years we've come from 'I regret that I have but one life to give for my country' to 'f*ck you'?"


.....aaahhh the evolution of man.

Plus-size Rebecca is on a jaunt to another world. She had hopes of finding herself a nice, sweet shifter like her sister, but somehow she ended up attracted to the big, fiery dragon. A dragon who isn’t looking for love. If only he didn’t have eyes that made her want to take her panties off and a body that sent her hormones into a frenzy, life would be a lot easier. 

Vikter Dragos is dying. His dragon couldn’t find a mate and he’s at the end of his time. He’s fighting the attraction for a sassy, curvy human, but it’s near impossible to stay away from her. If only she’d been his mate, everything would be smoother. He’s losing control of his dragon and his emotions. With Becca around, he didn’t know what to expect. 

Becca’s in constant confusion over Vikter’s hot and cold attitude. One moment he’s kissing her like the world’s going to end, and the next he’s warning her away from getting attached. Figuring out how to scale this dragon might take more patience than she’s got. When competition arises and Vikter sees another wants Becca, he’ll face his feelings or risk losing her forever. 

Out Today

Friday Vid

This is on my bucket list.

Daily Joke

I'm horrible at math.

I tried to find the radius of a circle and accidentally summoned satan.

....my future child.

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If porn has taught me anything, it's that detention is not a punishment.

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I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.

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How do people know spiders are more afraid of us than we are of them? I mean.. did you ask them?
Cause only one of us is screaming like a b*tch right now.

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Love is telling someone to go to hell...then worrying if they'll get there safely.

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Fact: Hitlers first love was a Jеw.

Point: Be careful who's heart you f*ck with, ladies. Your entire race may pay for it.

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I've just drunk a whole bottle of Chinese vodka..

I can hardly keep my eyes open.

Friday Vid

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I hate it when I don't forward a chain message and die the next day.

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11 year old girls are like- "Its complicated"
And I'm like- "Dude, it cant be that complicated. What did he do? Take your animal cookies?"

Europe vs USA

Team McGegor vs Team Faber

Season 22 of The Ultimate Fighter premieres tonight!!

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If I were a serial killer, after every successful murder I'd probably say "killed it" and laugh myself into a retarded frenzy.

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I could give a f*ck about no haters, as long as my b*tches love me.

Words to live by.

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When someone calls 'Shotgun', 
I yell 'Rosa Parks',
..and sit in the seat and refuse to move.

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Not sure if I'm emotionally strong and can handle anything or I'm a heartless sociopath.

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Public speaking is easy...
Just picture everybody looking at their phones.

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I never think before I speak...
I like to be as suprised as everyone else by what comes out.

Friday Vid

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Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it? No? 

How about now?

Yesterday I recieved Suzanne Wrights newsletter, which had the first chapter of Spiral of Need.
I read it. I shouldn't have read it. Cause it's times like these that I remember what a truely impatient person I am. The chapter was funny, and I already love Ally, the lead female character.
27 days until it comes out. Que sad sigh.

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There are two reasons I don't give money to the homeless:

1. They use it for drugs and alcohol.
2. I need it for drugs and alcohol.

Reid just killed her father. There’s no way Evelyn’s gonna mate him now… Dammit. 

Werewolf Reid Bennett has one goal: investigate the Brookfield clan’s Itan. Reports are coming in that the male is abusing his werebears and--even if he’s a werewolf--Reid will put a stop to it. Unfortunately, the resolution ends up being permanent and now Reid’s the clan’s leader. 

The only positive about his new situation: curvy werebear Evelyn Archer. She makes his wolf howl and he aches to explore every inch of her lush frame. He’s the clan’s leader and he knows exactly where he’d like to lead Evelyn—his bedroom. 

Evelyn doesn’t know what to do with Reid. Sure, he’s the sexy wolf her werebear wants to nibble and claim, but she has bigger issues to deal with. Such as the fallout of her father’s death… at Reid’s claws. Okay, maybe she can take a break for one little lick... 

They both have plans for the Brookfield clan… and each other. Except there’s a small problem—someone wants them dead. Nothing new for Reid, but a threat against Evelyn is unacceptable. When it comes to Evelyn, he’ll break all the rules to keep her safe, including dusting off his homicidal tendencies again. 

Daily Joke

These "half the fat, all the flavor" brownies taste like lies.

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I almost died in the shower today.
I slipped and my dumbass tried to grab the water.

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Some patients are going to die and you have to learn to accept that.
It's just part of being a dentist.

No Words...

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I'm taking the Highway to Hell because I am far too lazy to climb the Stairway to Heaven.

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That moment when you hold the door open for 1 person, and it turns out to be 3 customers, 5 old ladies, 7 aliens, and the stampede that killed Mufasa.

Friday Vid

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My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji.

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Stoner thought:
What if speed limits were made so we don't reach 88 MPH and travel back in time?

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Better days are coming.

They are called Saturdays and Sundays. Look forward to them.

Spoiler Alert!

I was right. Curse my Alice-like ablitites!!
I loved this book thought. Lurved it! Even though it made me cry like my tear ducts were broken, it also made me laugh. Which, as you know I love in a book.
I can't wait for the next one. November 17.... and I thought waiting 12 hours was hard.

Out Tomorrow!!

Amelia has dreamt of her mate since she was a little girl. All her life visions of a golden prince have warmed her heart and promised a fairy-tale future. She longs for the day when they will finally be together. 

When the fateful day arrives and she meets Darian for the first time, she is nearly destroyed by his unequivocal rejection. His continued denial of their destined relationship has her doubting her own self worth and the visions she has had all her life. 

Darian is teetering on the edge. He refuses to acknowledge Amelia as his mate and shadows continue to spread across his heart. He has grown used to the emptiness in his soul and almost fears the barrage of emotions she elicits. When an unexpected tragedy sends Darian spiraling into a hopeless abyss, will Amelia have the strength to pull him out, or will she succumb to her own darkness?



I have a prediction. I feel like somebody is going to die, and I feel like it's going to be Keelan. Well either him or somebody from Darian's family. I can't wait til it comes out... 12 hours have never passed so slowly.

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Suicide Bomber School:

Instructor- Pay attention, I'm only going to do this once.

In the mountains above Bearstone village, a legend will fight to protect his mate. 

Katrina is a woman on the run. For years, the evil men that destroyed her sister’s life have been on her trail. And now she’s lost, broken down, and without friends or resources in the middle of nowhere, outside of a tiny town called Bearstone Village. But when it seems like all hope is lost, a mysterious stranger appears and offers help. It doesn’t hurt that the stranger is tall, sexy, and has a smile worth a million bucks. And shares the same name with the Greek god of war. 

Ares has been looking for a mate for a long time. After years of active duty in the Army Special Forces, the lonely bear shifter returned to his hometown of Bearstone Village and has been key in protecting the community he was raised in. But everything changes when he makes a routine stop to help someone broken down on the side of the road outside of town. Someone who happens to be curvy, beautiful, and the mate he knows his bear has been searching for. 

At first, Kat doesn’t know what to make of the mysterious, tall, handsome man who insists on stepping in as her protector. But even after sparks fly between her and her sexy rescuer, Kat and Ares still have to face the past that is quickly catching up with her. And there’s more than Kat’s life hanging in the balance if Ares can’t find a way to keep them safe.

Daily Joke

Just my luck! Judging by the itching and the rash.... I think I'm allergic to prostitutes.

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Everything happens for a reason.
Sometimes the reason is you're stupid and makes bad decisions.

Holy Mother of Sweet Glistening Chests!...

Alanea Alder revealed the cover for the next Bewitched and Bewildered book.

Yum...just...YUM!!

Also a reminder My Savior comes out in T-minus 4 days. *Sigh* Four loooooonnnggg ass days. I already reread the first three books...which made me want to watch Finding Nemo. Which I did.

Out Today...

Friday Vid

Daily Joke

One mans trash is another mans treasure...
Probably not the best way to tell your kid they are adopted.

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When I find myself in times of trouble Bobby Singer comes to me, speaking words of wisdom.

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What if there are actually multiple souls in your body but you're the most powerful one so you have control of your body and voices in your head are just the weaker souls talking to you...

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Pick-Up Line:
"I may not by 5 gum, but I can still stimulate your senses."

So I realized that I've been remiss in my man drooling duties...and frankly I am ashamed. So here's something to make up for it.

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Unless life hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

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Goos news: people are living longer
Bad news: you can't pick which ones

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Interviewer: Why should you have this job? You only have a high school diploma?

Me: You say high school diploma, I say I have 12 years experience in coming in early to do work for a place I don't even want to be at, I'd say I'm over-qualifed....

Words to Live By

Fridays Vid

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There comes a point in your working day when you know you're no longer productive..
That moment for me was about 7:15 this morning.

Curvy Charlotte Marzan just got invited to visit another planet. A shifter planet where her best friend is getting married to a lion king. If that isn’t strange enough, two panty-melting hot guys are looking at this big girl like she’s a piece of cake and they haven’t had dessert in years. She shouldn’t be interested, but…girls just want to have fun, right? 

Brecc and Eros need a mate before the Elders force someone on them. They’re getting desperate and in the process hire Gerri to find them a woman. She delivers curvy, outspoken, and gloriously sexy Charlotte. Now they just have to get her to stay. Forever. Simple. Not. 

When Charlotte’s visit turns from cool sightseeing to getting her freak on with two shifters, things take a turn for the naughty. She needs to figure out why Brecc is so distant and why the drama with the Dragos. Things escalate to the point she has to do her own growling to be heard. She’s about to realize when two wolves choose a mate, there’s no escape.

Daily Joke

Vodka is just potatoes that made the right career choices.

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They should put prizes in your tampon box.
Sure your period sucks, but here's 50% off ice cream, you cranky b*tch.

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That awkward moment when the demon who killed your family is nicer than your own father.

A wererabbit and a tiger-wolf hybrid? Impawsible!

Wererabbit Bethany Buchanan hopes she can create a new life in Deals Gap, North Carolina. Home to the weird, wacky, and unwanted, it should be a place where she doesn’t have to hide (much) and can be herself (mostly).

When she meets Carter, a hotter than hot tiger-wolf hybrid, she knows she’s found her new home. Especially when he purrs and tells her he wants to eat her… in a very naughty way. Carter loves every inch of her curvy wererabbit body and is willing to do anything to make her happy.

Why? Because Bethany is his mate and he’ll kill to keep her. Which, as it happens, he might just have to do. You see, there’s this vicious werelion from her past and he’s looking for revenge…

Daily Joke

If anyone ever tells you your dreams are silly, remember...there's a millionaire walking around that invented the pool noodle.

Creed Barnett has one simple rule—no potential mates allowed in his territory. As if there isn’t enough on his shoulders trying to manage his crew of misfit, broken bear shifters, his past is now coming back to haunt him. And when the woman he hasn’t been able to stop thinking about for the past five months shows up in his trailer park, he’s re-thinking all the rules he set up to protect the Gray Backs. Gia is a curvy stunner, but his interest in the bombshell goes deeper than her good looks. She’s sweet, and fun, and puts his inner bear at ease in a way no other woman has managed. But Gia has also brought trouble to his territory that will turn his life upside down.

Gia Cromwell’s life is ruined. She’s lost everything she used to value about herself and has nowhere to turn but to the man who started her downfall in the first place. She fully expects the sexy, reclusive bear shifter to turn her away just like everyone else in her life, but when he offers to be her protector instead, she’ll have to fight hard to keep her walls up. She knows she isn’t Creed’s true mate, but that doesn’t stop her huge crush. How can she not fall head over heels for him? Creed is easy on the eyes, sure, but he has a heart of gold and a protective streak a mile wide for the people he cares about. Now she just has to figure out whether his interest is genuine, or if they’re both in this for all the wrong reasons.

Daily Joke

A quick shout out to all the slugs for doing everything that a snail does, without the helmets.

Daily Joke

I hate it when homeless people shake their change cups at me.
I get it, you have more money than me. No need to be a d*ck about it.

Friday Vid

Daily Joke

Drugs don't ruin your career.

Drug tests do.

Out Today

Leo is the calm guy. The nice guy. The one nobody screws with. So could someone explain that to Meena so she stops driving him insane—with desire.

When Meena literally throws herself at Leo and declares he’s her mate, his first reaction is to deny—and run far, far away. This lion/tiger mix doesn’t do drama and chaos. Problem is, once he sets eyes on her, he can’t help but want the vivacious blonde with plus-sized curves, perfect for a big man like himself.

He wants her even if it breaks all his rules when it comes to women.
Wants her even if she destroys his serenity.
Wants her more than a perfectly grilled piece of steak with a dash of garlic, pepper, and salt.

Thing is, someone else wants her too.

This poor omega is about to have his world turned upside down, which means everyone better watch out because when Leo experiences love, jealousy, and frustration for the first time, he doesn’t just snap—he roars!

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Do you think every president has an awkward first few weeks in office when they're not sure when the right time is to ask if aliens are real or not?

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I hope we're friends until we die, and then I hope we stay ghost friends, so then we can walk through walls and scare the sh*t out of people.

My Motto

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Some people want a perfect relationship. I just want a burger that looks like the ones in commercials.

Out on DVD!!!

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I wish Noah would have stepped on those two spiders.

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I swear your the reason that one day my neighbors will be telling television reports, "She seemed like a nice, quiet girl. Always kept to herself."

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Pinatas are a great way to teach kids that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you'll get what you want.

Some loves will last ’til your dying breath

Every choice has consequences—but seventeen-year-old Layla faces tougher choices than most. Light or darkness. Wickedly sexy demon prince Roth, or Zayne, the gorgeous, protective Warden she never thought could be hers. Hardest of all, Layla has to decide which side of herself to trust.

Layla has a new problem, too. A Lilin—the deadliest of demons—has been unleashed, wreaking havoc on those around her…including her best friend. To keep Sam from a fate much, much worse than death, Layla must strike a deal with the enemy while saving her city—and her race—from destruction.

Torn between two worlds and two different boys, Layla has no certainties, least of all survival, especially when an old bargain comes back to haunt them all. But sometimes, when secrets are everywhere and the truth seems unknowable, you have to listen to your heart, pick a side—and then fight like hell…

Tonight!

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4 out of 5 dentists recommend flossing...

The fifth is out killing lions.

Fridays Video

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Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. 
"Look at this b*tch, eating those f**king crackers like she owns the place!"

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Some people are like clouds- when they disappear it's a brighter day.

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My wife has been missing for a week. The police told me to expect the worst, so I went to Goodwill and bought all her clothes back.

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I'm not saying I don't like you, but if we ever met Freddy Krueger I'd drink all your coffee.

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After making a salad for lunch today...

I have come to the conclusion there is no 'straight' way to wash a cucumber using your hands.

The 100

All week I've been on a bender. A "The 100 is so freaking awesome that I could die!" type of bender. FYI I'm not actually gonna die, just thought I would put that out there. I loved this show. I laughed, cried, and gasped in all the right places. So to make it quick, you should really watch it. There's hot girls, smokin' guys, blood, great fights, and some politics mixed in. Something for everyone. I can't wait for season 3....whenever that will be. Que sad sigh.

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*coworker watching me putting in eye drops*

Allergies?

Yeah. Flares up real bad when I get high.

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I don't miss being on drugs.

But I do miss the days when my dog used to read to me.

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How is it that when you are dead and a zombie you can rip open a mans ribcage, but when you're alive you struggle with a bag of chips?

My kind of man!

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Cop #1: You're under arrest.
Me: I know you are, but what am I?
Cop #2: *In tears handcuffs Cop #1* ...I trusted you, Phil.

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If I suddenly had the ability to teleport, I'd spend an entire day popping up naked in front of people and asking for John Connor.

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Don't die a virgin.
Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you up there.

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What if the 2012 Apocalypse had actually happened, but somebody stopped it?