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4 out of 5 dentists recommend flossing...

The fifth is out killing lions.

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Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. 
"Look at this b*tch, eating those f**king crackers like she owns the place!"

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Some people are like clouds- when they disappear it's a brighter day.

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My wife has been missing for a week. The police told me to expect the worst, so I went to Goodwill and bought all her clothes back.

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I'm not saying I don't like you, but if we ever met Freddy Krueger I'd drink all your coffee.

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After making a salad for lunch today...

I have come to the conclusion there is no 'straight' way to wash a cucumber using your hands.

The 100

All week I've been on a bender. A "The 100 is so freaking awesome that I could die!" type of bender. FYI I'm not actually gonna die, just thought I would put that out there. I loved this show. I laughed, cried, and gasped in all the right places. So to make it quick, you should really watch it. There's hot girls, smokin' guys, blood, great fights, and some politics mixed in. Something for everyone. I can't wait for season 3....whenever that will be. Que sad sigh.

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*coworker watching me putting in eye drops*

Allergies?

Yeah. Flares up real bad when I get high.

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I don't miss being on drugs.

But I do miss the days when my dog used to read to me.

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How is it that when you are dead and a zombie you can rip open a mans ribcage, but when you're alive you struggle with a bag of chips?

My kind of man!

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Cop #1: You're under arrest.
Me: I know you are, but what am I?
Cop #2: *In tears handcuffs Cop #1* ...I trusted you, Phil.

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If I suddenly had the ability to teleport, I'd spend an entire day popping up naked in front of people and asking for John Connor.

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Don't die a virgin.
Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you up there.

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What if the 2012 Apocalypse had actually happened, but somebody stopped it?

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A sound you never want to hear...an Ice Cream truck playing it's song at night.

Out Tonight....A couple hours ago...

Trainwreck

Ant-Man

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Can you imagine Supernatural, but instead of Dean and Sam it's Drake & Josh?
"This is the worst day ever." "Why, because we're stuck in hell?" "No, because it's a little humid- YES BECAUSE WE'RE STUCK IN HELL."

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Welcome to Psychic Abilities 101.
Today's class was just rescheduled for tomorrow. If you're here now, you failed.

Came Out 7/10/15

Isabella Barca is great at organizing—not so great at keeping her nose out of trouble. When Bella goes to work as Mrs. Wilder’s assistant, the opportunity of a lifetime pops up: travel with Gerri to another planet, a shifter planet, and help Gerri find a lion king his mate. 

Alyx Treyvaal isn’t known for being patient. A lion doesn’t ask for help. A lion doesn’t apologize. And he most certainly does not purr. But once he meets Bella, he finds himself doing all of the above…except for purring. He will not purr. 

With wolves stirring all kinds of trouble for them and a cousin who would like to shred Bella to ribbons, things are not simple for the couple. Not at all. One thing’s for sure, when his mate is taken and threatened, the entire planet will hear the lion king’s roar. 

Reader Note: This book contains panty-melting sex (the kind that makes you need ice cream and a cold shower), adult language (we like some freaky dirty talk), and mild violence. If this is not the kind of stuff you like to read, skip this book. However, if you like dirty, raunchy sex with a sexy Alion King on one curvy sarcastic girl, then this is right up your alley. Enjoy!

Supernatural...

...does a body good!!

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I realized I might have a small case of road rage, when my kid yelled "Pick a lane, asshole!" while in the shopping cart.

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I'm not saying we should kill all the stupid people in the world.... I'm just saying we should remove the warning labels from everything and let the problem take care of itself.

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That awkward moment when the Kool-Aid guy breaks through your wall and you're drinking a Capri Sun.

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When I'm bored I go on porn sites and write in the comments section:

"Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your mother and I are heartbroken."

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There's no attractive way to chase a ping pong ball.

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My favorite episode of Lost Girl!!

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I'm so sick and tired of friends who can't handle their liquor.

The other night they dropped me three times while carrying me out of the club.

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My death will probably be caused by me being sarcastic at the wrong time.

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★Three Reasons to Stand Up★
1. To get the remote.
2. To go to the bathroom.
3. Because you're the Real Slim Shady.

JaJa Vankova

My fav of this season of SYTYCD, I first saw her on ABDC and I fell in love, completely platonic. She's twenty-three years of crumpin badass!

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Instead of cleaning house I just watch an episode of Hoarders and think..
"Wow, my house looks great!"

Sometimes a gal’s gotta admit defeat and decide how many cats she’s gonna have when she’s old and crazy… 

Chloe Hall has tried every dating website out there and continues to connect with duds. Then her mother signs her up for a new dating—mating—service. Human or shifter, everyone is welcome as long as they’re looking for love and not their next bang. Chloe doesn’t care if her mate roars and sheds or howls and smells like wet dog. He’ll be hers. It’s not until she meets Holt—a massive, muscular, totally gorgeous werecougar—that she realizes she really will become a cat lady, and he absolutely drives her crazy. 

Werecougar Holt Moore’s animal is restless and craves things that scare the shit outta him: a mate, cubs, and a white picket fence. It doesn’t seem to remember that cougars are solitary animals in the wild, which also applies to his human half. His cat is too dominant to tolerate other shifters and when he’s on two legs, he towers over every human he meets. He’s big and mean and that’s how he likes it. Then he meets Chloe—curvy, luscious, human Chloe—and realizes he needs to add “possessive” and “biggest asshole on the planet” to his list of traits. Well, not all relationships are smooth sailing. 

The M&M Mating Agency – They deal in matings, not chocolate.

How degrading. Stuck babysitting a woman because his alpha said so. As Pride Beta, he has better things to do with his time, like washing his impressive mane, hunting down thugs for fun, and chasing tail--sometimes his own if his lion is feeling playful.

But his babysitting job takes an unexpected turn when the woman he's assigned guard duty over turns out to be his mate.

A female threatened by an outside wolf pack.

A woman he wants to call his own.

A mate who doesn't fall for his charm.

Usually Beta's leave the roaring to the Pride's alpha, but in this case given his level of frustration, he might have to make an exception. And if anyone doesn't like it, they can kiss his furry tail.

Rawr!

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You're sitting here bitching about your problems but somewhere out there, a turtle is flipped on its back.

So True....

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My brain says, "Gym."
But my heart says, "Tacos!"

Cover Reveal

Derren and Allys story.

Sept. 29

Hollywood’s brightest star has it all; fame, women, and more money than he could possibly know what to do with. Unfortunately for the actor known as Z. McCartney, that’s also his recipe for failure. The problem with being “on top,” is there is a long way to go when you fall. He didn’t mean to get addicted to drugs. It all started out harmlessly enough. But now faced with rehab, he knows he’s in a world of hurt.

Thankfully, Z is ready for change. He is ready to commit. However, it’s not his newfound sobriety he’s ready to commit to, but his nurse, and former high school sweetheart, Aubrey. Everyone knows relationships are a strict no-no for a recovering addict. Z doesn’t care though. This is his Aubrey, the one who got away, and he’s more than happy to try and persuade her to his way of thinking.

Only one problem…Aubrey is a stickler for rules, not to mention she’s already been burned by Z and won’t give him the time of day. But that’s okay. There’s a reason Z is the #1 actor in all of Hollywood, and he plans to pull out all the stops to get this girl.

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I have a bumper sticker that says... "Honk if you think I'm sexy."

Then I wait at green lights till I feel better about myself.

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.

Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.

We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

We will be united in our common interests.

Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation.

We're fighting for our right to live, to exist.

And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:

"We will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We're going to live on!

We're going to survive!"

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!

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I hate when I'm listening to rap music and someone wants to talk to me. I'm selling dope and busting caps in asses–in my head, I ain't got time to be friendly.

I always wondered...

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...This is how I hope to be in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse.

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"Knock. Knock."
"Who's there?"
"Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris who?"
....and that's how my uncle died.

Out Today!...

...Scream with me ladies....no? Ok.

This book is the story of Knox Thorne, who featured briefly in 'Consumed' - the fifth in my Deep in Your Veins Series.

Part of a small demon lair in North Las Vegas, tattooist Harper Wallis lives a pretty simple life. That changes overnight when she discovers that her psychic mate, or ‘anchor’, is a guy who’s rumored to be the most powerful demon in existence. Compelling, full of secrets and armed with raw sexuality, Knox Thorne is determined to claim her as his anchor, creating a psychic bond that will prevent their inner demons from ever turning rogue. The billionaire also wants Harper in his bed. She’s not so sure she wants either of those things. No one seems to know what breed of demon Knox is, only that he’s more dangerous than anything she’s ever before encountered. But he refuses to walk away. And when an unknown danger starts closing in on Harper, it seems that Knox is the only one who can keep her safe.

As Prime of his Las Vegas lair and a successful businessman, Knox Thorne is used to being in control. He’s also used to people fearing and obeying him. Harper does neither, which unexpectedly amuses him. Unpredictable, elusive, and complex, she draws Knox and his inner demon like nothing ever has. Knox is used to getting what he wants, and he wants Harper. He’ll have her, and he’ll keep her safe from the threat that looms over her. Because Knox protects what’s his. He won’t allow anyone to take her from him. Even if it will mean letting the demon inside him rise and wreak the havoc it was created to make.