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I almost died in the shower today.
I slipped and my dumbass tried to grab the water.

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Some patients are going to die and you have to learn to accept that.
It's just part of being a dentist.

No Words...

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I'm taking the Highway to Hell because I am far too lazy to climb the Stairway to Heaven.

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That moment when you hold the door open for 1 person, and it turns out to be 3 customers, 5 old ladies, 7 aliens, and the stampede that killed Mufasa.

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My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji.

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Stoner thought:
What if speed limits were made so we don't reach 88 MPH and travel back in time?

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Better days are coming.

They are called Saturdays and Sundays. Look forward to them.

Spoiler Alert!

I was right. Curse my Alice-like ablitites!!
I loved this book thought. Lurved it! Even though it made me cry like my tear ducts were broken, it also made me laugh. Which, as you know I love in a book.
I can't wait for the next one. November 17.... and I thought waiting 12 hours was hard.

Out Tomorrow!!

Amelia has dreamt of her mate since she was a little girl. All her life visions of a golden prince have warmed her heart and promised a fairy-tale future. She longs for the day when they will finally be together. 

When the fateful day arrives and she meets Darian for the first time, she is nearly destroyed by his unequivocal rejection. His continued denial of their destined relationship has her doubting her own self worth and the visions she has had all her life. 

Darian is teetering on the edge. He refuses to acknowledge Amelia as his mate and shadows continue to spread across his heart. He has grown used to the emptiness in his soul and almost fears the barrage of emotions she elicits. When an unexpected tragedy sends Darian spiraling into a hopeless abyss, will Amelia have the strength to pull him out, or will she succumb to her own darkness?



I have a prediction. I feel like somebody is going to die, and I feel like it's going to be Keelan. Well either him or somebody from Darian's family. I can't wait til it comes out... 12 hours have never passed so slowly.

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Suicide Bomber School:

Instructor- Pay attention, I'm only going to do this once.

In the mountains above Bearstone village, a legend will fight to protect his mate. 

Katrina is a woman on the run. For years, the evil men that destroyed her sister’s life have been on her trail. And now she’s lost, broken down, and without friends or resources in the middle of nowhere, outside of a tiny town called Bearstone Village. But when it seems like all hope is lost, a mysterious stranger appears and offers help. It doesn’t hurt that the stranger is tall, sexy, and has a smile worth a million bucks. And shares the same name with the Greek god of war. 

Ares has been looking for a mate for a long time. After years of active duty in the Army Special Forces, the lonely bear shifter returned to his hometown of Bearstone Village and has been key in protecting the community he was raised in. But everything changes when he makes a routine stop to help someone broken down on the side of the road outside of town. Someone who happens to be curvy, beautiful, and the mate he knows his bear has been searching for. 

At first, Kat doesn’t know what to make of the mysterious, tall, handsome man who insists on stepping in as her protector. But even after sparks fly between her and her sexy rescuer, Kat and Ares still have to face the past that is quickly catching up with her. And there’s more than Kat’s life hanging in the balance if Ares can’t find a way to keep them safe.

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Just my luck! Judging by the itching and the rash.... I think I'm allergic to prostitutes.

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Everything happens for a reason.
Sometimes the reason is you're stupid and makes bad decisions.

Holy Mother of Sweet Glistening Chests!...

Alanea Alder revealed the cover for the next Bewitched and Bewildered book.

Yum...just...YUM!!

Also a reminder My Savior comes out in T-minus 4 days. *Sigh* Four loooooonnnggg ass days. I already reread the first three books...which made me want to watch Finding Nemo. Which I did.

Out Today...

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One mans trash is another mans treasure...
Probably not the best way to tell your kid they are adopted.

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When I find myself in times of trouble Bobby Singer comes to me, speaking words of wisdom.

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What if there are actually multiple souls in your body but you're the most powerful one so you have control of your body and voices in your head are just the weaker souls talking to you...

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Pick-Up Line:
"I may not by 5 gum, but I can still stimulate your senses."

So I realized that I've been remiss in my man drooling duties...and frankly I am ashamed. So here's something to make up for it.

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Unless life hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

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Goos news: people are living longer
Bad news: you can't pick which ones

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Interviewer: Why should you have this job? You only have a high school diploma?

Me: You say high school diploma, I say I have 12 years experience in coming in early to do work for a place I don't even want to be at, I'd say I'm over-qualifed....

Words to Live By

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There comes a point in your working day when you know you're no longer productive..
That moment for me was about 7:15 this morning.

Curvy Charlotte Marzan just got invited to visit another planet. A shifter planet where her best friend is getting married to a lion king. If that isn’t strange enough, two panty-melting hot guys are looking at this big girl like she’s a piece of cake and they haven’t had dessert in years. She shouldn’t be interested, but…girls just want to have fun, right? 

Brecc and Eros need a mate before the Elders force someone on them. They’re getting desperate and in the process hire Gerri to find them a woman. She delivers curvy, outspoken, and gloriously sexy Charlotte. Now they just have to get her to stay. Forever. Simple. Not. 

When Charlotte’s visit turns from cool sightseeing to getting her freak on with two shifters, things take a turn for the naughty. She needs to figure out why Brecc is so distant and why the drama with the Dragos. Things escalate to the point she has to do her own growling to be heard. She’s about to realize when two wolves choose a mate, there’s no escape.

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Vodka is just potatoes that made the right career choices.

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They should put prizes in your tampon box.
Sure your period sucks, but here's 50% off ice cream, you cranky b*tch.

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That awkward moment when the demon who killed your family is nicer than your own father.

A wererabbit and a tiger-wolf hybrid? Impawsible!

Wererabbit Bethany Buchanan hopes she can create a new life in Deals Gap, North Carolina. Home to the weird, wacky, and unwanted, it should be a place where she doesn’t have to hide (much) and can be herself (mostly).

When she meets Carter, a hotter than hot tiger-wolf hybrid, she knows she’s found her new home. Especially when he purrs and tells her he wants to eat her… in a very naughty way. Carter loves every inch of her curvy wererabbit body and is willing to do anything to make her happy.

Why? Because Bethany is his mate and he’ll kill to keep her. Which, as it happens, he might just have to do. You see, there’s this vicious werelion from her past and he’s looking for revenge…

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If anyone ever tells you your dreams are silly, remember...there's a millionaire walking around that invented the pool noodle.

Creed Barnett has one simple rule—no potential mates allowed in his territory. As if there isn’t enough on his shoulders trying to manage his crew of misfit, broken bear shifters, his past is now coming back to haunt him. And when the woman he hasn’t been able to stop thinking about for the past five months shows up in his trailer park, he’s re-thinking all the rules he set up to protect the Gray Backs. Gia is a curvy stunner, but his interest in the bombshell goes deeper than her good looks. She’s sweet, and fun, and puts his inner bear at ease in a way no other woman has managed. But Gia has also brought trouble to his territory that will turn his life upside down.

Gia Cromwell’s life is ruined. She’s lost everything she used to value about herself and has nowhere to turn but to the man who started her downfall in the first place. She fully expects the sexy, reclusive bear shifter to turn her away just like everyone else in her life, but when he offers to be her protector instead, she’ll have to fight hard to keep her walls up. She knows she isn’t Creed’s true mate, but that doesn’t stop her huge crush. How can she not fall head over heels for him? Creed is easy on the eyes, sure, but he has a heart of gold and a protective streak a mile wide for the people he cares about. Now she just has to figure out whether his interest is genuine, or if they’re both in this for all the wrong reasons.

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A quick shout out to all the slugs for doing everything that a snail does, without the helmets.

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I hate it when homeless people shake their change cups at me.
I get it, you have more money than me. No need to be a d*ck about it.

Friday Vid

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Drugs don't ruin your career.

Drug tests do.

Out Today

Leo is the calm guy. The nice guy. The one nobody screws with. So could someone explain that to Meena so she stops driving him insane—with desire.

When Meena literally throws herself at Leo and declares he’s her mate, his first reaction is to deny—and run far, far away. This lion/tiger mix doesn’t do drama and chaos. Problem is, once he sets eyes on her, he can’t help but want the vivacious blonde with plus-sized curves, perfect for a big man like himself.

He wants her even if it breaks all his rules when it comes to women.
Wants her even if she destroys his serenity.
Wants her more than a perfectly grilled piece of steak with a dash of garlic, pepper, and salt.

Thing is, someone else wants her too.

This poor omega is about to have his world turned upside down, which means everyone better watch out because when Leo experiences love, jealousy, and frustration for the first time, he doesn’t just snap—he roars!

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Do you think every president has an awkward first few weeks in office when they're not sure when the right time is to ask if aliens are real or not?

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I hope we're friends until we die, and then I hope we stay ghost friends, so then we can walk through walls and scare the sh*t out of people.

My Motto

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Some people want a perfect relationship. I just want a burger that looks like the ones in commercials.

Out on DVD!!!

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I wish Noah would have stepped on those two spiders.

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I swear your the reason that one day my neighbors will be telling television reports, "She seemed like a nice, quiet girl. Always kept to herself."

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Pinatas are a great way to teach kids that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you'll get what you want.

Some loves will last ’til your dying breath

Every choice has consequences—but seventeen-year-old Layla faces tougher choices than most. Light or darkness. Wickedly sexy demon prince Roth, or Zayne, the gorgeous, protective Warden she never thought could be hers. Hardest of all, Layla has to decide which side of herself to trust.

Layla has a new problem, too. A Lilin—the deadliest of demons—has been unleashed, wreaking havoc on those around her…including her best friend. To keep Sam from a fate much, much worse than death, Layla must strike a deal with the enemy while saving her city—and her race—from destruction.

Torn between two worlds and two different boys, Layla has no certainties, least of all survival, especially when an old bargain comes back to haunt them all. But sometimes, when secrets are everywhere and the truth seems unknowable, you have to listen to your heart, pick a side—and then fight like hell…

Tonight!