Reign

Ok. I don't know who watched the mid-season finale of Reign, but oh my god, I about died l laughed so hard. Just thinking about it has me laughing again. Good stuff.

Daily Joke

The trees that are cut down to make Jenga blocks are forced to repeatedly relive their own deaths.

Daily Joke

My Grandfather won 3 medals during WWII.

In all fairness though the rest of the bowling league was overseas fighting, so he only won them by default.

Daily Joke

To the person with a kid behind them on the plane kicking your chair and coloring.
*Turn around
*Grab one of his crayons
*Slowly break it
*Whisper "you're next"

Friday Vid

I can't wait for season 3!! January 21st!!!

Daily Joke

I don't believe in hitting my children as punishment...

So I send them to school in a Justin Beiber shirt and Crocs and let the other kids beat them instead

Daily Joke

You know you're lazy when you get excited about canceled plans.

Daily Joke

When you're so bored that you alternate between closing your left eye and right eye to see how objects change places.

Daily Joke

[shootout]
Cop: I said fire a warning shot 
Me: I already did. 
Cop: you shot him in the face 
Me: warning the others that I’m a very good shot