Daily Joke

Some days, I can conquer the world.
Other days, it takes me 3 hours to convince myself to shower.

Friday Vid

Daily Joke

If I pay $40 for a haunted house tour, I better die.

Daily Joke

If I was a real superhero I'd be Constipation Man 

And stop sh*t from happening.

Daily Joke

Why are all the best basketball players bIack?
Because it involves stealing, shooting and running.

Ahahaha....don't kill me.

Daily Joke

My grandpa asked me about this new disease he keeps hearing about on the news.

I said 'No grandpa, twerking isn't contagious'.

R.I.P. Howard M. Hatley

My friend, my verbal sparring partner, my grandfather. I'll miss you. I love you.