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I just chugged 2 bottles of NyQuil and snorted 1½ grams of cocaine. Let the battle begin!

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1. Adopt/find a sick pet. 
2. Name it Gotham. 
3. Nurse it back to health. 
4. Tell friends you saved Gotham.
5. Become Batman.

Daily Joke

Never underestimate the power of carefully worded nonsense.

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Don't make fun of Columbus. Act like you've never went to the grocery store for spices, got lost, then murdered several million people...

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Just saw a donkey crossing the road.
Cool thing was, he looked both ways before crossing .
What a smart ass.

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I really thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem in my life when I was little.