Abandon All Morals
Ye Who Enter Here

Monday, August 31, 2015

Daily Joke

I almost died in the shower today.
I slipped and my dumbass tried to grab the water.

Sunday, August 30, 2015

Saturday, August 29, 2015

Daily Joke

I'm taking the Highway to Hell because I am far too lazy to climb the Stairway to Heaven.

Friday, August 28, 2015

Daily Joke

That moment when you hold the door open for 1 person, and it turns out to be 3 customers, 5 old ladies, 7 aliens, and the stampede that killed Mufasa.

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