Mmmmmm. Have you ever seen a better sight?....Me either.

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To Do List:
1. Eat vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public. 2. Hire two private investigators and make them follow each over.
3. Wear shirt that says "life." Hand out lemons on the corner.
4. Get in a crowded elevator and say "I bet you are all wondering why we are here today." 5. Major in philosophy. Ask people why they like that with their fries.        6. Run into store and ask what year it is. When someone answer, yell "It worked!" 7. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula. 8. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot how to say "help I have been turned into a parrot." 9. Change first name to Simon and talk in third person. 10. Follow joggers around in the car blasting " Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement. Warning: I am not responsible if you get arrested or simply hit in the face.

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5yr old: Can we go to a haunted house this year?
Mom: What's wrong with the one we live in?
5yr old: WHAT?!
Mom: Goodnight, son.

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Officer: "Is that cocaine?"
Me:  "I dunno, let me smell it..."

(Boom! No evidence!)

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"You the bomb!"
"No. You the bomb!"
Kind gesture in America. Argument in the Middle East.

Saying goodbye to Alex O'Loughlin....and hello to Dylan O'Brien!! Yum! Yum!

He's hilarous in Teen Wolf and I so loved him in The Maze Runner. Although I like Teen Wolf better, hello shirtless werewolves, kind of a no brainer. I also love his smile. When he smiles, I wanna smile. How can you not. Go on, look at the grin on that hot face and try not to smile to......that's what I thought.

Lets also not forget the fact that he's completely edible.

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Bumblebees don't sting you they they just ignore you, and in some ways.. that hurts more.