To Do List:
1. Eat vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public. 2. Hire two private investigators and make them follow each over.
3. Wear shirt that says "life." Hand out lemons on the corner.
4. Get in a crowded elevator and say "I bet you are all wondering why we are here today." 5. Major in philosophy. Ask people why they like that with their fries. 6. Run into store and ask what year it is. When someone answer, yell "It worked!" 7. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula. 8. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot how to say "help I have been turned into a parrot." 9. Change first name to Simon and talk in third person. 10. Follow joggers around in the car blasting " Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement. Warning: I am not responsible if you get arrested or simply hit in the face.
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