Daily Joke

How To Install A Cheap Home Security System

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dished next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Bubba, Bertha, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. Cooter.