Daily Joke

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir Johnny, a boy in the seat behind her, took a pen and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said very good. So April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But April didn't stir from her sleep. Once again Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said "very good" and April feel back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? And again Johnny jabbed her with the pen. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The teacher fainted.

Moral of the story...Don't sleep in class.