Daily Joke

When your cable goes out, you decide to pick up an extra shift at work. Then you get shot and end up in a coma. Then you miss the start of the Zombie Apocalypse. When all of that is happening your best friend hooks up with your wife. When he hooks up with your wife, he gets mad when you come back and tries to kill you. When he tries to kill you, you are forced to kill him instead. Don't kill your best friend. Get rid of cable. Get DIRECTV.